To You Others,
Although I am Caliph, I will not do the traditional Muslim thing and try to kill you all in the name of God.
Sikhs, I know everyone thinks you are Muslim. I know you are not. I know you have been fighting the Muslims for longer than the Christians have. And I know you have not forgotten like the Christians have.
Sikhs, Buddhists and Others, remain calm. If you are good citizens in my Caliphate, you have nothing to fear.
Pagans, yes, I am lumping you in here, too. Just be good citizens in my Caliphate, and you have nothing to fear.
Simple.
Gary Gray, Caliph of All the World, Supreme Leader for Time and for All Eternity
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