Christians: Don't Get Excited

Christians,

I had a blog telling Muslims not to get excited, so here's one telling you not to get excited.

I'm not Muslim, but, according to some Pakistani official, it seems to be OK for a Christian to declare himself Caliph.  So, here I am.

I'm telling Christians not to get excited in the sense of "Don't get a big head," or "Do not take my declaration as Caliph to mean you can do what you want."

Same thing I told the Muslims: Stop your nonsense.

Work together as Christians.  We are too divided.  Protestants versus Catholics, Protestants versus Protestants...  Stop it.  Divided we fall.

And be nice to the Poles.

I am now Caliph.  The world must do things my way.

Gary Gray, Caliph of All the World, Supreme Leader for Time and for All Eternity